Greetings, programs. Welcome back. I don't know what happened, but I'm back. 

First of all, I broke up with Sark. It's probably because I wrote THIS on

Sark does not listen to Dire Straits, and he doesn't know what that band is! Also, he has a British accent, and would not say stuff like the stuff he says in my fic. And I called his lieutenant "PA GUY". ... don't laugh at me! Stop laughing! *Price is Right losing horn plays*

The ARP is my best friend. She usually recovers my scars after battle. Because, discs.

ARP vs. MCP? Make it happen!

So, I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

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